Anyway, when I was a preschool teacher I had created a list of jokes to share with the kids of my classroom. I don't remember why, but it was really fun! Here's a round up of some fun jokes to tell your kids.
- What's a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
- What makes frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
- Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
- What bow can't be tied? A rainbow.
- What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
- Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9.
- What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.
- Knock, knock. | Who's there? | Boo. | Boo who? | Please don't cry. It's only a joke.
- Knock, knock. | Who's there? | Cows say. | Cows say who? |No silly, cows say moo!
- Knock, knock. | Who's there? | Tank. | Tank who? | You're welcome!
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
- What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!
- Knock, knock. | Who's there? | Lettuce | Lettuce who? | Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
- There are two muffins in an oven. | One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, “Boy, it’s hot in here.” | The other muffin says, “OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN.”
Phew. This is my catch up post because I missed letter J for the A to Z blogging challenge.
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